Top 10 Cleveland-Themed Halloween Treats

Want to give away something a little more meaningful this year? Stick it to Big Candy by passing out some of these Cleveland-centric treats instead:

1. pink slips
2. tiny vials of Harvey Pekar's tears
3. pierogies stuffed with candy corn
4. copper pipes ("Just don't tell anyone where you got these, OK, kid?")
5. Cleveland pears (like crabapples, only they don't taste as good)
6. bait
7. Christmas Ale (leftover from last year, of course)
   
8. urban chicken eggs
9. quarters to plunk in the slot machines when Issue 3 passes
10. gift vouchers for the Megabus