What?!
Mammoth Cave attendance is dropping! How can this be? Seriously, all you people of Ohio, this has got to be one of the best possible roadtrips. Tell your friends! Take the Wild Cave Tour! (But not if any part of your body measures more than 42 inches around....) If you don't, they'll fill it with concrete and turn it into the only Wal-Mart that was formerly a cave!!
posted by Christine Borne at 8:19 AM
2 Comments:
They need to widen that hole so that people more than 42 inches around can get through -- that's probably why attendance is dropping. People are afraid of getting stuck!
Someone needs to tell people in Ohio this news. Because they need to stop complaining about there being nothing to do. There's one thing, at least, and they're about to lose that.
I've never been there, though.
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