Wednesday Whines III: This Time It's Personal

I'm feeling analytical instead of creative today, so instead of making up phony whines, I've classified a few types of my own:

1. The why must I suffer in a world full of mental defectives whine.
Example: "Why is it that every other woman in my age demographic that I see on the train is reading something inane like People or Glamour while I'm reading Eastward to Tartary?"

2. The why hasn't nature yet bowed to my indestructible will whine.
Example: "Someone needs to do something about that g-d damn sun shining or I'm gonna freak out!"

3. The don't you dare try and drag me into the so-called twenty first century if I don't wanna go whine. (Also popular with senior citizen Monday Moaners).
Example: "Every time I go to the bank they hassle me about not having direct deposit. What if I enjoy interacting with their smiling, happy selves?"

4. The why wasn't the world created to fit my individual tastes and whims whine.
Example: "I'm sick of only finding 'stretch' jeans at the store. Why I should I suffer because everyone else is fat and can't properly fit into their clothes?"

5. The why can't you tell what I'm thinking you inconsiderate sewer-dweller whine. (Similar to Whine #4).
Example: "To all you whistlers on the subway: shut up already!"