Wednesday Whines II
More from Leaveland, for those who miss my sweet complaining voice. Will the real whine please stand up?
It used to be when you watched foreign-speaking people on TV, they'd have subtitles, or a translator. Now, you get subtitles with people who are speaking English. What's happened, have Americans become so dumb and ignorant they can't understand their own language? -Polishville
Paris Hilton has got to be the most useless person on the planet. What if Einstein had devoted all his time to carrying around a silly little dog in a purse? -- Leaveland Heights
Whoever thought up those tri-fold paper towels that you get in public bathrooms must be king of his own empire by now. It only takes one towel to dry your hands, but 45 of them always come out! -- Fazio Village
My complaint is about iPods. Whenever I see someone bobbing their head along to music I can't hear, I want to rip out those little earbuds and shove them up the person's nostrils. -- Ghoulardia
I'm angry because they sissified the theme music to the Jim Lehrer News Hour. What's the matter, America, can't handle some hard music for some hard news? Boy, that show started going downhill when it stopped being the MacNeil-Lehrer Report. --Eagleton
It used to be when you watched foreign-speaking people on TV, they'd have subtitles, or a translator. Now, you get subtitles with people who are speaking English. What's happened, have Americans become so dumb and ignorant they can't understand their own language? -Polishville
Paris Hilton has got to be the most useless person on the planet. What if Einstein had devoted all his time to carrying around a silly little dog in a purse? -- Leaveland Heights
Whoever thought up those tri-fold paper towels that you get in public bathrooms must be king of his own empire by now. It only takes one towel to dry your hands, but 45 of them always come out! -- Fazio Village
My complaint is about iPods. Whenever I see someone bobbing their head along to music I can't hear, I want to rip out those little earbuds and shove them up the person's nostrils. -- Ghoulardia
I'm angry because they sissified the theme music to the Jim Lehrer News Hour. What's the matter, America, can't handle some hard music for some hard news? Boy, that show started going downhill when it stopped being the MacNeil-Lehrer Report. --Eagleton
posted by Christine Borne at 8:53 PM
1 Comments:
I hate IPOD users too
- Mhiaplesville Hts
PS Bonus Whine:
Judging from the look on McDonald's employees faces (and customers about 30 minutes after eating), why do the to-go bags say "our favorite exercise is smiling"?
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