The Map Says So

In Cleveland, we don't speak Midwestern, we speak Great Lakes. At last I'm vindicated in my quest to convince Jim (who is from Miami County) that he talks funny.

Jersey people have definitely mistaken my phonemes before. I say "copy" but they hear "cappy", for example.

Although, I would take issue with the fact that the map groups South Jersey in the same dialect group as Kansas and Nebraska. Clearly the cartographer has never been to South Jersey.....