I wonder
Would it be possible for me to be a coffee librarian?
Could I somehow sit behind a counter, a la Whoopi Goldberg in Next Generation, dispensing wisdom while pulling shots?
Could I somehow sit behind a counter, a la Whoopi Goldberg in Next Generation, dispensing wisdom while pulling shots?
posted by Christine Borne at 9:34 AM
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This assumes that the task of the librarian is to dispense wisdom.
Sounds like you want to be a good bartender.... Besides, starfleeters will say anything to relieve boredom, as will good bartenders.
Perhaps I should amend my statement to read, "dispensing a judicious mixture of wisdom and bullshit." That sounds more like it.
More fun to drink with? Yes, and I will listen to both, hopefully, the next time you come to your parents' hood and call someone who calls you friend. Judicious? Well... we'll see. ;^)
Christine "Guinan" Borne. Hmm. Sounds good. Something like what you propose is nearly impossible in the nightmare county I am living in now, though. Verbal abuse in retail here is starting to push me over the edge...
Shalom Christine,
Come back to Cleveland Heights. Phoenix Coffee will be opening a coffee kiosk in the renovated Cleveland Height/University Heights main library on Lee Road.
I wonder if I *could* work at the Heights Library, given that I've worked at SHPL. Would that be the ultimate betrayal? What say *you*, Voltan? :)
Actually Jeff, I'm kind of into your idea. Plus...the walkway above Lee Rd. I *love* the walkway above Lee Rd. I think that the whole reason I went to CSU was because of the walkways between buildings.
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