The Sweet Sounds of Irritation

To my cat:
It's YEAST. You don't want any. So leave me alone!

To my neighbors:
a) It's 3 pm on a Thursday. WHY ARE YOU HOME???
b) I'm wearing earplugs, yet I can STILL HEAR YOU.
c) Please, please, please go to your creepy religious meeting tonight.

To my significant other:
THROW the milk carton AWAY. Were you planning on making a little house for the birdies?

To New Jersey:
Just. Tear. Up. The roads. And start allllll ooooooover.